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February 2011

ryannxp: OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D

Anonymous asked: No more. I'm done.

Anonymous asked: What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Anonymous asked: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Anonymous asked: Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Anonymous asked: Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Anonymous asked: Start fight with loneliest guy in the bar, Intentionally lose so he gets laid.

Dear Hogwarts, could you at least be like colleges...

Pete Hammond asked where [Nolan] got the title from and [he] joked, “I banged my head against the wall.”

January 2011

“Nolan still wouldn’t confirm whether Anne Hathaway would play Catwoman or just...”

– comingsoon.net

I’m to the point in the semester where I look at homework and go: And then I’m just like:

“To present the award for outstanding female actor in a comedy series the guild...”

iamlaurawood: c l a s s i c

If Gryffindors have a password to their...

When your period's late but you've never had sex

“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”