Guys are kinda stupid
Him: "Oh my gosh! Hey Brittany! I haven't seen you in, like, forever!"
Me: "You sat next to me in English Wednesday..."
So I was reading this story and
well, Laughed. It said that they made Candy corn in a factory. LIES! Everyone who plays Farmville on Facebook know that it grows on vines. Jeez. Idiots… This is a total joke btw. I know the truth.
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I have the same birthday as Spongebob. FML
The Movie "RED"
This film is about 4 retired CIA agents who were tagged as “RED” (Retired, Extremely Dangerous). They are on an adventure to clear their names. Without a doubt, one of Bruce Willis’ best films in years. Willis plays a retired CIA agent who calls his pension agent numerous times which gets “flagged” by the government which cause a domino effect of adventures to unfold. John Malkovich...
Somethings I read are just so truly amusing!
What starts with F and ends with UCK? THAT’S RIGHT! FIRETRUCK! Well, what starts with P and ends with ORN? THAT’S RIGHT! POPCORN! :D hahah I love the internet.
My favorite Knock Knock Joke :)
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who? :) I see what you did there :)
Boredom and Friendship
I was going through my phone today and I realized that in my phone 5 of my friends are in my phone as something besides their real name: Zoe Stout - Cookie Monster; Cassie Neeley - Boss Lady; Destiny Scott-Cole - Destiny, Friend; Ashley Chappel - Ashley Theshit; LaBreanna Blackwell - Tennessee Rose. Even my own father isn’t in my phone as “Dad” or “Daddy” or...
I don’t think I have EVER wanted to cry as much as I do now. Thanks. I hope you are happy. I guess the Thomas Fuller quote is right: “A daughter will be a daughter all of her life, but a son is a son until the day he takes a wife.” It still hurts. One word answers when I try to make my mom’s birthday the best she’s ever had. You probably won’t even call her. How...